Just call me Twizzle Hussein Mussolini Adolph Fidel Mao Bin Laden!

I resent the right-wing idiots who have been engaging in anti-Islam fear-mongering around things like Barack Hussein Obama's middle name and a photo of same wearing traditional Muslim garb. In protest, I am hereby calling myself Twizzle Hussein Mussolini Adolph Fidel Mao Bin Laden on "Just call me Hussein Day." See Stefania's brilliant post on MomoCrats for the backstory.

Edited to add:
While I won't reveal my actual name on this blog, I will say that people used to tease me for having a name that sounded a lot like the black gunk that you find on the beach after a particularly heinous oil spill. And, such a spill occurred in my home (beach) town right around the time I was of teasing age. Oh, and my last (maiden) name sounds something like the word for "prostitute." So, there you have it: Petroleum Product Prostitute.